The "backroom" was not a lavish producer's office. It was a 10x10 storage unit, painted a nauseating shade of beige. A single futon sat in the middle of the concrete floor. The "casting couch" was literally a fold-out sofa with a mysterious stain that looked like coffee but smelled like regret.
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