~upd~ - Midlife Crisis Version 0.34

Why not Version 1.0? Because we aren't there yet. Version 0.34 represents the "In-Between." We are old enough to know better, but young enough to still have time to change. We are in the final stages of the "Early Access" period of our lives.

Players seeking complete stories, fast-paced gameplay, or explicit content. Midlife Crisis Version 0.34

Playtime: ~4 hours Version reviewed: 0.34 (early access) Why not Version 1

The old crisis bought a Porsche. Version 0.34 buys a domain name and a dropshipping course. The logic is cruelly recursive: I hate my job → I need passion → I have no time → I will monetize my hobby → My hobby is now a job → I hate my hobby. Midlife Crisis Version 0.34