"The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human" is a 1999 American mockumentary film directed by and starring Bruce McNaughton. The film is a humorous take on the mating rituals of humans, presenting them as if they were a species of animals being studied in a documentary.
"Observe, if you will, the Homo sapiens urbanus in its natural habitat: a dimly lit establishment known as 'The Bar.' The male, having recently molted into his 'mating plumage'—a tight, dark synthetic fiber he calls his 'going out shirt'—has initiated a ritual known as 'The Approach.' The Mating Habits Of The Earthbound Human -1999...