Quality: Date Everything Extra

You play as a recently fired customer service rep who receives a pair of "Dateviator" glasses. These magical specs allow you to "awaken" objects in your home, transforming them into human-like manifestations you can actually talk to. 100+ Dateable Characters

Use a laundry marker to write the purchase date inside the heel of your shoes. Write the installation date on your air filter. Write the battery change date on the inside of the smoke detector cover. You cannot track what you do not timestamp. date everything

Why does one USB-C cable charge your laptop fast, and another takes six hours? Because one is old. When you buy a new cable, take a tiny piece of masking tape and wrap it near the USB end. Write "3A 08/24" (3 amps, bought August 2024). When performance degrades in 2026, you know to replace it without rage. You play as a recently fired customer service

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