But the final line of the job description has baffled headhunters across three states: “Candidate must desire and be able to maintain a free, unstructured lifestyle. No fixed hours. No hierarchies. No judgment.”

But there’s a catch—and it’s a whopper.

If Alison Tyler’s son—a man born into the fringe of high-pressure creativity—requires a doctor who is genuinely free and genuinely entertained, then so does your neighbor. So does your mother. So do you.