includes all five landmark episodes where I, Philomena Cunk, brave the outdoors and speak to experts who have spent their whole lives learning things just so I can ask them if King Henry VIII had an "air fryer for his wives". Inside this shiny plastic rectangle, you’ll discover: The Big Bang

It is a show that invites you to laugh at the无知 (ignorance), but also with the sheer absurdity of human history. Whether you are a history buff or just someone who likes watching smart people squirm, this is essential viewing.

The best things about modern Britain are: fish and chips (which are fish and chips), the BBC (which makes programmes where people bake cakes and cry), and the NHS (which is free healthcare, unless you count taxes, which we don’t because that would be unpatriotic). The worst things are: the weather (grey), the trains (late), and the fact that every town has at least one shop that only sells vapes and American candy.